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Wacky Wednesday

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So it's been a while - forgive me folks but I've been leading a pretty unplugged life after escaping the office since last week. This has caused my laptop to feel lonely and neglected, watching me as it does from the dining room table of course, but I hardened my heart to its pleas, until now anyways.

Why?

Because I miss you guys (obviously)!!!! :^D

(Plus I think my Google Reader might be close to overflowing the internets after so many days away...time to hunker down and get ready to "waste" some quality time today!)

So I was looking for something to give me a jumping off point for this entry and while cruising thru the random Google jumps, came across this blog belonging to Bookmarc Blogpants which was his own ""Wacky Wednesday" entry from a couple weeks ago. Its focus? Crazy ass colouring books (yes, there's a "U" there...I'm Canadian - get over it eh? LOL)....like these:

 Like....WTF man! Check out his blog as he has some internal pages scanned...not only are they "artistic" inside but they also ask penetrating questions like "If my vagina could talk it would sound like______".

Who are these books for? I don't understand why they exist & am not sure I want to meet the (hopefully) adults who find these a great way to spend an afternoon. And really, where do you put the finished "artwork" - can't imagine it's something that gets put up on the fridge....

Other odd (to me) things:

Did you know that Joe Boxer makes winky face bras & underwear? I know we've all probably seen the boxers but until today I never realized there were winky panties & such for the ladies!
Check these out:

Nothing like something a little sassy but comfortable to get you thru a busy day.....but fellas? Don't make the mistake this guy did in donning these manties....not even some "extreme" tatts will save you guys if you're discovered wearing these babies. Ladies, maybe you disagree with my assessment? Let me know if I'm way off base here but how off-putting would these manties be if you discovered them whilst getting hot & heavy for the first time?
On a more timely note, did you hear that there might be an Easter egg shortage this year in Armenia? It's so drastic that Armenia has banned the export of eggs thru the holiday & are even making special arrangements with the Ukraine to bring in an extra 3.5 million eggs to supplement their supply. Apparently these egg-crazy Armenians go thru about 12.5 MILLION eggs over the Easter season...lord knows if I were the Easter Bunny thinking how many eggs needing to be delivered in Armenia, I'd probably look like this too.

And I'd like to chat longer but my carpoolie just told me she's ready to leave so I'll stop here....promise you'll hear from me again sooner rather than later tho!

Have a fab (& hopefully not too wacky) Wednesday!!!


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